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I'm a 29 year old university grad living in the Bay Area with my husband, my dog who was not named after Aubrey Graham, and my son who was named after Gavin Rossdale.

I'm an aspiring polyglot with some Spanish and Japanese under my belt. My eyes are set for French, German, Italian, and Hawai'ian. I often get distracted from my language learning, and I tend to be more literate than verbal. You can find me as 'moon_goddess' on Memrise, or DM me for Lang-8 or Busuu contact information.

zooophagous:

fleshcircus:

tr1angl3:

simply-canine:

mgkesi:

amwrite:

Finding a vegan dog bone is proving difficult -_-

Because dogs are carnivores, with identical digestive systems to wolves.  There is no such thing as “vegan bone.”

Hint: plants don’t have bones.

god fucking damnit stop feeding your dog fucking garbage or get a fucking rabbit if you must have a ~vegan pet~

fucks sake

lmao vegan dog bone

A stick. The item you’re searching for is a stick.

jessicanerdface probably heard this request a lot.

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cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

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thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

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iggy azalea ft. charlie xcx

condesces:

fancy ft. no iggy

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neyalew:

au8:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I swear people who follow listoflifehacks will be the most prepared for a zombie apocalypse

Oi.

Yeah you.

Don’t scroll past this.

This could save you’re life one day.

STAPH.

<(*A*<) Come back.

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minnasnowdanice:

fitocracy:

Do you foam roll? You should read this.

Some seriously helpful tips!!!

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CDs: still relevant to Gavin.

I really don’t like modern architecture. I was promised the Jetsons and I got this turquoise-and-sand shit instead.

My brother is dating again. Her name is the same as my niece’s mother. My niece’s mother married a guy who has the same name as my brother.

I hope [my niece] doesn’t get anyone mixed up.