laughter is the best medicine

A late-20s university grad living in the Bay Area.

Aspiring polyglot with Spanish and Japanese under my belt. My eyes are set for French, German, Italian, and Hawai'ian. I often get distracted from my language learning. You can find me as 'moon_goddess' on Memrise, or DM me for Lang-8 or Busuu contact information.

My obsessive-compulsions include stopping the microwave only when the time remaining is divisible by five and reading the fine print on commercials.

My first sip of tea was out of my baby bottle. I make one of the best cuppas you’ll ever taste.

I put a sign up that said I was breaking “for my second shift”.

Let’s see if anyone gets that reference.

medievalpoc:

hitoritabi:

Korean version of Western stories — Alice in Wonderland, Beauty and the Beast, Swan Lake, Little Red Riding Hood.

(Cr: Obsidian@Pixiv)

Contemporary Art Week!

(via thefistofartemis)

OMG, MY NEIGHBORS’ BONFIRE SMELLS LIKE WOOD CHIPS AND PISS!!

YOUR URINE IS ON FIRE!!

youkillmypatience:

the title of my autobiography is going to be “that’s not how you spell my name”

(via quitecheeky)

My downstairs neighbors’ daughter came up our back stairs into our kitchen and picked up Gavin. All without permission.

Drake only barked at her and Wayne didn’t know how to react…

When I got home and he told me and I demanded he talk to the neighbors. The mom said she was already aware as her daughter told her and that she told [the kid] that she shouldn’t have done any of it without permission and not to do it again.

Y’all don’t even know how hard it is for me not to go downstairs and choke [my neighbor] out.
drowninginadigitalsea:

I’m dead


Jareth would win though.

drowninginadigitalsea:

I’m dead

Jareth would win though.

(via idratherbereading)

beestingsanddogbites:

Polyglot: How I Learn Languages by Kató Lomb

Okay, for those that don’t know who Kató Lomb is, she was a Hungarian interpreter, translator and one of the very first simultaneous interpreters in the world. I believe she was in her forties when she started studying…

I have this downloaded on my Nexus. Hopefully I can power through it this weekend.

Liu Maoshan: born in 1942, is a native of Suzhou, Jiangsu province. He is now vice-president of the Suzhou Chinese Painting Academy and a member of Chinese Artists Associations. He is rated as a national first class artist.

(via thefistofartemis)

Anytime I want to feel out of touch with pop culture today I just watch entertainment gossip shows or music awards of some sort.

Kanye is so meta he probably writes slash about 808 and Heartbreaks’ Kanye and Yeezus’ Kanye.

Kanye is so meta his Sims are a family of the various personality attributes of himself.