February 2012
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Feb 10th
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Feb 6th
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Rescue (1989)
This afternoon was well spent.
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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It's safer in the street, thanks.
En route from the train station to my house, I was getting a daily update from my friend about her parents as both of them are in the hospital. About four houses away from home, I noticed three bulldog sized grey animals coming from my yard, and I stopped in my tracks. I may wear glasses but I could tell what these mo’fos were from afar. As my mind was being flooded with thoughts like...
Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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I love how the 1% and their supporters...
Are so obsessed with the 3% of Planned Parenthood’s services. If you’re discussing anything with a double digit, you’ve lost their attention. Why is it so easy [for them] to ignore the bigger picture?
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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January 2012
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Read More button
Anyone else having problems with it? It’s not working in Chrome or Firefox. :-(
Jan 31st
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How cute, you're regulating the worker bees.
Last night, I was attempted to purchase my commuter train ticket with my pre-tax commuter check (now in card form), but I was denied. I tried again with a lower amount and was still denied. I tried calling the third party vendor (TPV) but their offices had closed an hour earlier as they run on Central Standard Time. I checked my work email from home and saw the excuse as “amount not...
Jan 31st
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Apparently, it's just me who hears it.
I have a tendency to listen to jazz on Pandora while studying. It’s pleasant to my ears, I don’t get distracted by lyrics, and [apparently] my Haruki Murakami collection has subliminally influenced my music tastes. Tonight, Gordon James’ song “Sunshine” came on and all I could hear was an instrumental version of TLC’s “Red Light Special”. I...
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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iphysianthe: my mom’s argument against piracy is “well what if you wrote a book and one person bought it and then hundreds of people got to read it for free and you didn’t make any money!” MOTHER YOU HAVE JUST DESCRIBED LIBRARIES
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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The only thing 'flat' about me is my note
Late at night, I sing jingles from the 80s and 90s while strolling around in my knickers. I really want to make a Mentos commercial during these nightly rounds.
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 17th
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Am I missing anything?
I booked my mum’s and my flight to England. I’m looking into what I need to do for my iPhone to still use it abroad to some degree. From what I could Google it seems I should turn fetch off under “mail, contacts, calendar”, turn airplane mode on, function strictly on WiFi, and utilize the Skype app. Anyone who has been abroad recently, would you recommend getting an...
Jan 17th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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WatchWatch
thedailywhat: In Case You Missed It of the Day: For his latest dead-on impersonation of a musician, Jimmy Fallon mashes up David Bowie and Tim Tebow and calls the unholy union “Tebowie.” [lnwjf.]   I’ll give it to Jimmy, that was amazing. I especially liked Jesus’ reply.
Jan 13th
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new pet peeve
The abuse of the word “never”: I never heard back from you; You never want to go out; You never return my calls; etc. I believe you need to use the word “didn’t” or “don’t” (depending on context) because if you never heard back from me we wouldn’t have an email chain of correspondence between us; if I never went out I would not have a social...
Jan 13th
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Hand Holdin'
I have a song I sing to myself at work. It’s to the melody of the “My Buddy” Doll jingle and it goes “hand holdin’ / hand holdin ’ / hand holdin’ by me”.
Jan 12th
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“FoodMaxx / take it to the max / maximize your shoppin’ power / FoodMaxx!”
Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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I'm not an American Football fan....
But I’m a Scott Fujita fan. He’s no longer on the New Orleans Saints hence I do not care about next Sunday.
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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A physician or medical provider...
Should not give you a 100% guarantee that a treatment or surgery will cure everything and that there are no risks or side effects. Most stable-minding, ethical providers will debrief you mostly on the risks and will discuss alternative treatments, and anyone who will render services like injections or surgery without evaluating you physically should be avoided (not counting emergency surgery...
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 7th
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“Do you remember how my mom reacted to Drake? He looked at her and she said...”
– Wayne
Jan 6th
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Remember...
Easyjournal and Xanga?
Jan 4th
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“I like big titties / I like big titties and rock and roll!”
– My parody version of Starship’s “We Built This City” that I mockingly serenade Wayne with
Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Woke up early on my last day off...
… to clean out our on-site storage unit only to find that another key-holder (one of the other units or the landlord) broke their key in the main entrance to the individual storage units, so we can’t unlock the door. Cue applause. Thank you everyone for your lack of trying to fix the damn thing.
Jan 3rd
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2011 highlights
I’m not pregnant. I didn’t die HOLLA!!
Jan 2nd
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dr. Jackman
(Spoilers) My prediction of his origins before seeing E5 and E6. If he’s not a descendant of Dr. Jeykll and he’s not a clone, then he’s a descendant of Mr. Hyde. Cause he himself stated he never drank anything or took any experimental drugs. Although I’m not sure what’s going on with his “mum” Sophie. Probably did fake her own death, and she’s...
Dec 31st
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Focus your energy on yourself
I was personally told by my WiiFit that I’m obese (back when I used to regularly use it), but I also know that I’m fat AND muscular - I’m bigger than some people, I’m smaller than others. I cycle five miles every gym session without any tears and I pamper my body by going to the gym AND eating what I want. It is my body not anyone else’s, and I will worship it how I...
Dec 31st
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#Jekyll
There better be a resolution by E6 otherwise I’m going to feel unfulfilled. This show is was brilliant!
Dec 31st
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It’s not even the editor-in-chief like I thought - it’s a writer for the magazine. I went through some of her other tweets and…. (TW: racism and sizeism) … she’s also someone who thought Aisha Khan staged her abduction “to get out of some bizarre arranged marriage”. Wow, racist and sizeist! It would be an Ivy League educated yet...
Dec 30th
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Got into a Twitter brawl with someone
I’m guessing she’s used to saying “science supports..” and getting away with it cause she cowered when I asked her to cite the source. I can’t tell if she’s more of an ICP or TEA debater. She then spewed FA H8 disguised as comments about “health” all through her tweets. Leave “science” to us geeks as we know how to reference and...
Dec 30th
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Whip the cream cheese topping, I'll get the...
Mum and I had a discussion about the original run of Doctor Who versus modern while cooking yesterday. She thinks The Doctor needs no companion. Me: Which Doctor are you talking about? Mum: the old man. THE Doctor. Me: There have been eleven, Mum. Mum: No. There’s only one Doctor. Oh Mummy, I almost heard “because I say so” as the basis for your opinion. ;)
Dec 25th