May 2013
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Kyle not Quintanilla
It’s spelled like CATWOMAN not like the SINGER.
You had to type out my email address with my name and yet you address me with the wrong version. How do you function in the world?
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Now it's coming in WAVES!
WHY DO ALL MY PATIENTS TRY TO ADD ME ON LINKEDIN!?
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Commercials about 20 years too late.
There were DQs that didn’t have an Orange Juliuses in them? I don’t remember a time in my hometown where they weren’t in the same property/unit at the mall.
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It's 'Bike To Work Day'
Or the ‘the douchebag bicyclists who yell for pedestrians to get off the sidewalk as they overshadow other respectable bicyclists will feel validated day’.
I apologize to the bicyclists who will be overshadowed by the DBs today.
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Why am I not surprised?
Oh look, three of the four people getting the ‘reward’ money for reporting Christopher Dorner are white.
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"I knew there was something wrong when a little...
It hasn’t even been a full day yet and already the media is trying to erase Charles Ramsay from the story. He is the hero! Don’t be mad just cause his critique of race relations made y’all uncomfortable.
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Watching ‘Hoosiers’ and all Wayne can say is “damn 80s music!”
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Stan and Wayne are the same*
It’s time to rewrite songs in this household again.
Currently I’m singing “Papa Don’t Preach” to my husband but using “Stanley” instead of “Papa”.
* When he worked at Target wwaayy back in the day, they thought Stan and Wayne were twins and gave them separate schedules. Companies shouldn’t ask “do you go by any other...
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Cymbalta really does use an instrumental/piano cover of The Mary Tyler Moore theme song.
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your producers are peeking.
The Voice Season One > all other seasons especially the current one.
Maybe it has to do with the influx of untalented white people over the seasons. Kills the whole point of the show - talent based on sound not looks. If I wanted to watch subpar performers, I’d watch “American Idol”.
April 2013
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"this is a dog!"
You want to entertain yourself in a silly, dumb way?
You know the jingle for “The Voice” when it returns from commercial break? It’s not difficult to remember… it goes “this is The Voice”.
Silly, dumb entertainment: walk around your place and narrate to that harmony. “This is a dog!” “This is a shirt!” “This is your mom!”
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Is it just me again?
“Locked Out Of Heaven” by Bruno Mars has moments when it sounds like “Message In A Bottle” by The Police.
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Gym etiquette
Fragrance is applied post-work out not prior.
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Oh my Zeus…
I know way too many women who spend their time on FB or IG talking about their diets.
We get it. You think you’re eating well but really you’re just in denial about how you’re feeding into… I’m gonna stop. All I gotta say is “just eat the fucking cheesecake” if you want to.
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#VanillaIceProject
I have no shame in admitting that I love watching “The Vanilla Ice Project” on DIY.
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No, no. That's not a business.
I was watching my guilty pleasure and there was a couple who met in Silicon Valley, lost their jobs, went back to her place in Canada, and decided to move to Marseilles, FR with their three kids.
He is an ‘author’ who hasn’t been able to write his book for the past five years.
And she…. She runs an online ‘business’.
She encourages people to take a (in her words) “sabbatical from life”....
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Dear Crest,
A woman can say “hello” too. Stop selling the shy damsel trope. That old Hollywood fantasy is crap!
- A Forward Woman
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I love that this realtor keeps saying “space is limited in London” to this ‘artist’.
Girl, there are 32 boroughs and you refuse to live outside of Hackney. What were you expecting? When will people learn if you say “I’ll only live in this zip code/post code/neighborhood” you end up limiting your options.
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International Bitch
I love laughing at people who perpetuate the American stereotype when they demand lots of square footage abroad. You’re aware you’re not in New Jersey anymore, yeah?
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Unrealistic Expectations: Raising House edition
If your construction team says it will take six months to build your home, you do not demand it be done in two months.
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Really, CBS?
How is cohabitation news? Is this the ’40s? Oh wait… That’s right. People had talked hella shit when we were “living in sin”.
Y’all need to get out of other people’s business.
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My husband is having salad with shrimp chips as croutons.
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March 2013
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Fucking spoilers!
Dammit Tumblr, I haven’t watched the last two three Walking Dead episodes and that gif just fucked over the surprise!
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You'd think my sweets box from my SIL would be...
Mum is going to Belgium on business but is stopping by to see Nan and Terry first.
I’m asking for Wispa bars and milky chocolate (drink) if she can; otherwise, I’ll beg her to go to the 99p store and mail me the goods before she leaves for continental Europe.
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Trade in the college town for the English village....
I wish there was a Lavenham vibe here….
Cause I really want fresh meat. I really want rabbit!
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Business I have wanted to start but haven't:
-coffee shop/café
-bookstore
-sweet shoppe (bakery with froyo available)
Why haven’t I? Economy blows and, despite being in Berkeley, a lot of our indie shops are closing down.
“Try a different location.” Have you been to NorCal? IMO, there are very few towns and cities that support local, indie shops. People want the convenience of chains, and the farther into the ‘burbs you go for decent...
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OH HEY LOOK AT THAT WE HAVE ANOTHER RAPE CASE WITH...
terribleclaw:
ilikestatuses:
HERE’S THE STORY! LET’S BLOW IT THE FUCK UP!
this is MY HIGHSCHOOL jesus fucking christ
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