I’m a twenty-something university grad living in the Bay Area with hopes of returning to the world of academia for Japanese, linguistics, or East Asian Studies.
My obsessive-compulsions include stopping the microwave only when the time remaining is divisible by five and reading the fine print on commercials.
My first sip of tea was out of my baby bottle. I make one of the best cuppas you’ll ever taste.
Most obnoxious Christmas tradition…
My dad went to high school with this guy Richard. Richard and his wife Jan have been family friends for as long as I can remember. Their youngest son slept with half my high school and is now married to a girl that led my husband on for a few years. Anyway, their family holiday tradition isn’t a Christmas card. No, no. It’s a family newsletter written by Jan (the matriarch) and the editor-in-chief is God (seriously, it’s written on there).
I like Christmas cards but this newsletter is so egotistical. Blah…
