I’m a twenty-something university grad living in the Bay Area with hopes of returning to the world of academia for Japanese, linguistics, or East Asian Studies.
My obsessive-compulsions include stopping the microwave only when the time remaining is divisible by five and reading the fine print on commercials.
My first sip of tea was out of my baby bottle. I make one of the best cuppas you’ll ever taste.
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GRAMMAR JOKES ARE AWESOME:
How did the hipster burn his mouth? He was drinking fair trade coffee before it was cool.
— my Detroit buddy’s update
bad medical joke time!
What do you call a compassionate doctor?
A nurse.
haha…
An Atheist walks into a church…. No they don’t!
ahahahah
/bad joke
I bet…
Boehner is actually pronounced boner and he just tells everyone it’s “Beinar” otherwise O’Donnell won’t touch him.
