I’m a twenty-something university grad living in the Bay Area with hopes of returning to the world of academia for Japanese, linguistics, or East Asian Studies.
My obsessive-compulsions include stopping the microwave only when the time remaining is divisible by five and reading the fine print on commercials.
My first sip of tea was out of my baby bottle. I make one of the best cuppas you’ll ever taste.
trying to take photos for school and my fucking dad keeps photobombing me :-(
I needed this on my dash. Thank you! LOL
(via g-funk)
JJJJAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZMINE! Someone did this skit for you!! :-)
(via thefoxxypoet)
Who isn’t?
I had a spam in my ask box saying [anon] was obsessed with my blog but more importantly with me. That’s cool - I’m obsessed with me too. ♪(´ε｀ )
Why you should not awaken an accountant from slumber...
- Him: Are there any price adjustments?
- Me: What?
- Him: (fully awake) Huh? No. Nothing.
Clinton Foundation: Celebrity Brainstorm
Ben Stiller, Kristen Wiig, Jack Black, Matt Damon, Sean Penn, Ted Danson, Mary Steenburgen and Kevin Spacey, who comprise the Clinton Foundation’s Celebrity Division, brainstorm ideas for the Clinton Foundation’s 10th anniversary. Everything goes great until they get a call from President William J. Clinton himself.
For everyone asking where that Bill Clinton/Kevin Spacey photoset is from, here you go!
Hah!
Awkward Penguin would probably say that
- Me: .... not that anyone cares as I do not have the power I used to in my last department.
- My "nice" manager: No, honey, you got the keys to the kingdom.
- Me: Yeah, 'cause I'm the janitor.
House in the kitchen, y'all
- Spotify commercial: Are you a great web developer?
- Me: No.
