laughter is the best medicine
A late-20s university grad living in the Bay Area with hopes of returning to the world of academia for Japanese or linguistics, or I'll run off to law school.
My obsessive-compulsions include stopping the microwave only when the time remaining is divisible by five and reading the fine print on commercials.
My first sip of tea was out of my baby bottle. I make one of the best cuppas you’ll ever taste.
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I’ve been searching the weasel tag.
Never stops being hilarious. I hope I’m in a situation one day where I can react this way.
(via thefistofartemis)
Now the question is what am I going to do with all that curse money?
my friend spencer is a really good artist!
trying to take photos for school and my fucking dad keeps photobombing me :-(
I needed this on my dash. Thank you! LOL
(via g-funk)
JJJJAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZMINE! Someone did this skit for you!! :-)
(via thefoxxypoet)
I had a spam in my ask box saying [anon] was obsessed with my blog but more importantly with me. That’s cool - I’m obsessed with me too. ♪(´ε｀ )
A watchdog.
- Him: Are there any price adjustments?
- Me: What?
- Him: (fully awake) Huh? No. Nothing.
