I’m a twenty-something university grad living in the Bay Area with hopes of returning to the world of academia for Japanese, linguistics, or East Asian Studies.
My obsessive-compulsions include stopping the microwave only when the time remaining is divisible by five and reading the fine print on commercials.
My first sip of tea was out of my baby bottle. I make one of the best cuppas you’ll ever taste.
There’s going to be a season two?
Really? H-o-w? I thought this was supposed to be a mini-series?! It’s good but please don’t drag it out - I don’t want to treat this like Heroes…
No, she’s an actress.
The assistant to the surgeon nicknamed “Chop Shop” just came in and wanted to hobnob to get a friend of a friend into the clinic. I told her to provide my email address to the ‘friend’. Instead of asking me what my surname is the other assistant asked one of our cast techs if my last name is Gomez.
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Yes, and I date Justin Beiber on the side. You better bei-live it! O.o
(via tunzuvluv)
oh, Nicholas Sparks.
Anatomy of his stories: boy and girl meet, have storybook love story, some bs happens where they can’t be together (according to N. Sparks seasons changing and deployment are interchangable), reunited, testament of love by boy, and cue ABBA’s “tragedy”.
Can a writer emerge who doesn’t have a [Stephen King] inspiration formula? This isn’t math it’s creativity!
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Mama Drama: Nevaeh Edition
So, as you may or may not know, Nevaeh is the word “heaven” spelled backwards. And it’s a VERY popular baby name, particularly in the United States because people in the United States are getting dumber by the day. Case in point: this submission.
In case you were wondering - and I hope you were - BreighAnna is not even pregnant. True story. So it’s more like some Hopeful Mama Drama. BreighAnna may not be with child, but she sure as hell has the right to dispute Brittany’s baby name choice! It’s not like Nevaeh was recently ranked as the 123rd most popular girl baby name or anything. Nope. Totally original, totally awesome name worth fighting over on Facebook. Also, you’ve gotta love the meteoric rise of the name “Braelyn.” It has a certain … je ne sais quoi that I can’t quite put my finger on. Something about its phonetic similarity to the cry of a donkey?
(submitted by Anonymous)
**Note: I’ve started posting some stuff on the STFUP Facebook Page that you probably won’t ever see on the blog. Photos, articles, and even some submissions that didn’t make the cut! If you’re interested in having more STFUP content in your life (who isn’t?!), then “Like” the Page so you can get all the updates & join in the conversation!
Worst name ever. How do you even pronounce that shit? By all means, let’s go around naming things by spelling other words backwards, it’s so cool and edgy. I’m down with peace and love so I’m going to name my future daughter Eceap Evol. My son will of course be named Namtab.
This girl I used to work with at the bank who used to work at the check cashing place nearby had two kids, one of whom was named this monstrousity. I was schooled on the pronounciation as “Nuh-vay (rhymes with ‘bay’)-uh”.
She kept asking my 19-year-old self [at the time] when I was gonna have kids and I told her I enjoyed premarital sex with my boyfriend too much. Seriously, I was working fulltime and attending two different community colleges fulltime in order to transfer to uni, and you’re gonna ask me that question!?
I should have messed with her and said my kids’ names were Hades and Lleh - pronounced as “Leah”.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhq1ckNBFw1qzyycoo1_500.jpg)
Mama Drama: Nevaeh Edition
So, as you may or may not know, Nevaeh is the word “heaven” spelled backwards. And it’s a VERY popular baby name, particularly in the United States because people in the United States are getting dumber by the day. Case in point: this submission.
In case you were wondering - and I hope you were - BreighAnna is not even pregnant. True story. So it’s more like some Hopeful Mama Drama. BreighAnna may not be with child, but she sure as hell has the right to dispute Brittany’s baby name choice! It’s not like Nevaeh was recently ranked as the 123rd most popular girl baby name or anything. Nope. Totally original, totally awesome name worth fighting over on Facebook. Also, you’ve gotta love the meteoric rise of the name “Braelyn.” It has a certain … je ne sais quoi that I can’t quite put my finger on. Something about its phonetic similarity to the cry of a donkey?
(submitted by Anonymous)
**Note: I’ve started posting some stuff on the STFUP Facebook Page that you probably won’t ever see on the blog. Photos, articles, and even some submissions that didn’t make the cut! If you’re interested in having more STFUP content in your life (who isn’t?!), then “Like” the Page so you can get all the updates & join in the conversation!
Worst name ever. How do you even pronounce that shit? By all means, let’s go around naming things by spelling other words backwards, it’s so cool and edgy. I’m down with peace and love so I’m going to name my future daughter Eceap Evol. My son will of course be named Namtab.
This girl I used to work with at the bank who used to work at the check cashing place nearby had two kids, one of whom was named this monstrousity. I was schooled on the pronounciation as “Nuh-vay (rhymes with ‘bay’)-uh”.
She kept asking my 19-year-old self [at the time] when I was gonna have kids and I told her I enjoyed premarital sex with my boyfriend too much. Seriously, I was working fulltime and attending two different community colleges fulltime in order to transfer to uni, and you’re gonna ask me that question!?
I should have messed with her and said my kids’ names were Hades and Lleh - pronounced as “Leah”.
(via nomi-malone)
Jokes on them?
I loved that I paraphrased my entry as my FB status and got two “likes” from people I’m certain think I’m pissed at my computer. I guess “/wit” comment under their thumbs would be a DB move now…
Sarah or Kelly
According to the other barista - not BBS - I look like one of these two names. I don’t see it.
“Sometimes We’re Open” Fitness wasn’t catchy
If you ever listen to a 24 Hour Fitness radio commercial you will learn that the actors and scripts are borderline kitschy, but more importantly you will hear that not all locations are 24 hours. Business plan execution fail on that one, Executive Dumb Dumb.
Pizza Bites
Reminiscing about them while at Target then my habit of reading the fine print kicked in. Sausage: made with chicken, pork, and beef. There goes that craving.
FTW
I thought it was “fuck the world” as it sprung up around the same time as FML, so I was getting real pissed off that people were using it all the time - that’s rather abrasive. Why should the world fuck off because your pasta wasn’t al dente? Imagine my surprise when I found out the real meaning… Interesting. I don’t think many other people who used it were aware of what they were saying like my dad and his gen with LOL.
who squeezes like that?
My Crest tube says for best results to squeeze from the bottom - who does that? I believe Clarissa Darling expressed my concern back in the 90s.
