I’m a twenty-something university grad living in the Bay Area with hopes of returning to the world of academia for Japanese, linguistics, or East Asian Studies.
My obsessive-compulsions include stopping the microwave only when the time remaining is divisible by five and reading the fine print on commercials.
My first sip of tea was out of my baby bottle. I make one of the best cuppas you’ll ever taste.
It’s fine. Luckily we’re all English, so no one’s gonna ask any questions. Thank you, centuries of emotional repression.
— Mark / Peep Show (“Seasonal Beatings” S7.E5)
