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I'm an aspiring polyglot with some Spanish and Japanese under my belt. My eyes are set for French, German, Italian, and Hawai'ian. I often get distracted from my language learning by my little family unit (husband, human baby, and fur baby) and life in the Bay. My language skills tend to be more literate than verbal. You can find me as 'moon_goddess' on Memrise, or DM me for Lang-8 or Busuu contact information.

Posts tagged "raccoons"

En route from the train station to my house, I was getting a daily update from my friend about her parents as both of them are in the hospital. About four houses away from home, I noticed three bulldog sized grey animals coming from my yard, and I stopped in my tracks. I may wear glasses but I could tell what these mo’fos were from afar.

As my mind was being flooded with thoughts like “shit! It’s raccoons!! I’m gonna get bitten and get rabies!!”, I defaulted to my raccoon-rabies prevention method - I jumped into the street and waited in front of my house with an army of neighborhood cars between me and them.

"Where are you!? Why are there raccoons?" My friend was puzzled as she seemed to be under the impression I was already inside my apartment. "I’m standing on the street in front of my house. They went into the neighbors’ yard but I can’t see anything".

As my suspicions and nerves stayed high, I heard a shuffle and lo-and-behold a fourth raccoon came out.


Eventually I was able to sneak up to my stairs and hustle to my door. I made it, face intact and without being bitten.

Last time I had a trio of raccoons within feet of me, I was walking Drake with some friends who bought some pizza for WTFW. We didn’t judge that all three of us fled - me with Drake in arms, they with the pizzas. It’s the best course of action in my book as these Berkeley raccoons seem nastier than the ones I’ve dealt with while camping.

/melodramatic wildlife on my street stories