I’m a twenty-something university grad living in the Bay Area with hopes of returning to the world of academia for Japanese, linguistics, or East Asian Studies.
My obsessive-compulsions include stopping the microwave only when the time remaining is divisible by five and reading the fine print on commercials.
My first sip of tea was out of my baby bottle. I make one of the best cuppas you’ll ever taste.
The only thing ‘flat’ about me is my note
Late at night, I sing jingles from the 80s and 90s while strolling around in my knickers.
I really want to make a Mentos commercial during these nightly rounds.
trying to take photos for school and my fucking dad keeps photobombing me :-(
I needed this on my dash. Thank you! LOL
(via g-funk)
Apparently I have more definition in my face when I pucker up. The things you learn on an elevator en route to an early morning dental appointment…
Why you should not awaken an accountant from slumber...
- Him: Are there any price adjustments?
- Me: What?
- Him: (fully awake) Huh? No. Nothing.
fun fact
I always run out of conditioner before I ran out of shampoo usually by three or four days.
One day…
when someone bothers me on my lunch with “I know you’re on lunch, but…” I’m gonna yell “no BUTT! Just Ass! As in ‘you’re an asshole for bothering me on my lunch’.”
I would end up being the popular coversation topic in the break room that’s too small for most of the staff to have lunch in, hence we eat at our desks.
