I’m a twenty-something university grad living in the Bay Area with hopes of returning to the world of academia for Japanese, linguistics, or East Asian Studies.
My obsessive-compulsions include stopping the microwave only when the time remaining is divisible by five and reading the fine print on commercials.
My first sip of tea was out of my baby bottle. I make one of the best cuppas you’ll ever taste.
Instead of being at work…
Anonymous asked: Wow, how often do you do anal? You speak as if it's a regular thing. I feel as though I'm missing out, I've never done it before. Is there anything I should do to prepare?
I love having sex in hotel rooms with the window open, in full view of other people.
I’m gonna write you a special entry with a “read more” option. Apparently I was too abrupt for one of my followers - kudos to unfollowr script for letting me know who - so she bounced. Some people can’t handle TMI Tuesday. I find this quite funny as in my eyes I’m benched on the JV team compared to the all-star varsity player material I’ve read on my dash.
becauseproperteaistheft asked: what's the weirdest/most interesting thing you've ever been asked to do sexually? bonus points if it ended up being awesome. :)
Congratulations on having my TMI virginity!! :-D
I feel like I’m wearing floaties to a swimming competition answering this question after reading other wwaayy more interesting TMI answers, but I’ll jump in:
role playing, human sundae, anal, and exhibition. Separately but now it sounds better as a mixture… hmm… nice new recipe.
